Ah, the fuck buddy.
youasked
Mar 05, 2009
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Friend with benefit. Sex Surplus. Spead dial 5.
Whatever you want to call them, they are a thing of beauty. No emotional attatchments, sex whenever you want it, no stress.
YEAH RIGHT.
Almost garunteed, one person in the partnership will have feelings for the other. Thats WHY they agree to "meaningless" sex, because they are usually so hopelessly in love with the other side that they'll take whatever they can get. They give eveything they have, praying that eventually they'll get the person to fall in love with them. Worse then prostitution.
At least then, you can at least get a ride out of the person.
I have the chance, possibly, to hook up with Jewel (Read the previous post) over this march break, which starts next weekend. I've actually come up with a bit of a scheme to try and at least make out with him. I've been in love with him for two years. Honest to goodness love. I would do anything for him. Hes one of the hottest guys at my school (And unfortunatly knows it. as does everyone ELSE.) He truly is gourgeous though. I'd post a picture but there are a couple people who I know read this that would recognize him and figure me out.
I may sound like a slut, but I would sleep with him. I want to sleep with him. We're pretty close, but I'd like to get intimately close.
Heres my plan:
I make me money by writing essays for other people. 500 word essay with bibliography, title page, and given to me two days before the due date, 40 bucks. Thats three grams and munchies. Im thinking about waiting until march break, then picking a day where I have the whole day to waste, and calling him relativly early in the day, noonish or so, so he doesnt have plans. I say I need to pick up off him. Hes still at home, I say Ill come to him seeing as I need to go down that way anyways (Which is a lie, but sh. I need an escape plan in case something goes amiss.) I show up at his house, get the stuff, then say something along the lines off "You know what, we havent EVER gotten high together! I've got some time, roll us up a blunt babes!" He'll say yes (Who wouldnt say yes to smoking someone else's weed? Free high, as they say.) we'll be high, (he gets REALLY affectionate when hes high), moves are made, and the rest will hopefully be history.
Im excited. Either way, I get to spend time with him, which is a score.
Still, I REALLY hope I get laid this spring break ;) I already have condoms in my bag.
I also PRAY I dont get my period. Praying SO hard.
Hey, you asked.
Friend with benefit. Sex Surplus. Spead dial 5.
Whatever you want to call them, they are a thing of beauty. No emotional attatchments, sex whenever you want it, no stress.
YEAH RIGHT.
Almost garunteed, one person in the partnership will have feelings for the other. Thats WHY they agree to "meaningless" sex, because they are usually so hopelessly in love with the other side that they'll take whatever they can get. They give eveything they have, praying that eventually they'll get the person to fall in love with them. Worse then prostitution.
At least then, you can at least get a ride out of the person.
I have the chance, possibly, to hook up with Jewel (Read the previous post) over this march break, which starts next weekend. I've actually come up with a bit of a scheme to try and at least make out with him. I've been in love with him for two years. Honest to goodness love. I would do anything for him. Hes one of the hottest guys at my school (And unfortunatly knows it. as does everyone ELSE.) He truly is gourgeous though. I'd post a picture but there are a couple people who I know read this that would recognize him and figure me out.
I may sound like a slut, but I would sleep with him. I want to sleep with him. We're pretty close, but I'd like to get intimately close.
Heres my plan:
I make me money by writing essays for other people. 500 word essay with bibliography, title page, and given to me two days before the due date, 40 bucks. Thats three grams and munchies. Im thinking about waiting until march break, then picking a day where I have the whole day to waste, and calling him relativly early in the day, noonish or so, so he doesnt have plans. I say I need to pick up off him. Hes still at home, I say Ill come to him seeing as I need to go down that way anyways (Which is a lie, but sh. I need an escape plan in case something goes amiss.) I show up at his house, get the stuff, then say something along the lines off "You know what, we havent EVER gotten high together! I've got some time, roll us up a blunt babes!" He'll say yes (Who wouldnt say yes to smoking someone else's weed? Free high, as they say.) we'll be high, (he gets REALLY affectionate when hes high), moves are made, and the rest will hopefully be history.
Im excited. Either way, I get to spend time with him, which is a score.
Still, I REALLY hope I get laid this spring break ;) I already have condoms in my bag.
I also PRAY I dont get my period. Praying SO hard.
Hey, you asked.
